The crazy lazy pumpkin

The crazy lazy pumpkin sat on the ground thinking what to do, the crazy lazy pumpkin didn’t have a clue. The crazy lazy pumpkin took a hallucinogenic drug, the crazy lazy pumpkin got eaten by a slug!

Captain Kitty

Captain Kitty, of the good ship, Shitty, had no time for his crew, and no pity. He hit a storm which was tricky, and down went the good ship, Shitty. The crew who had no pity on the good ship, Shitty, didn’t give a shit about Captain Kitty.