tHe FuNky jUngLe

If elephants wore lipstick,
what would it be like?
If the seahorse laughed at the lions joke,
and the snakes and spiders all drank coke?
If the monkeys danced whilst playing the flute,
and then told the poodle, you’ll never be vicious you’re just too cute!
Then the ants started tap dancing, that was a sight,
the crocodile wore heels and then started a fight!
The hyena started laughing whilst flying his kite,
while the lady giraffe looks sexy in black nylon tights;
the parrot stopped flying because he was scared of heights…
and all because the elephant wore lipstick on a Friday night!

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Mark Quinn has always been creative. A strong desire to fulfill a childhood dream is what spurred him on to write and publish his first book back in 2013. He lives in Manchester, England with his wife and furry friends. He is active in charity work and supports a variety of local causes. Mark’s wish is to entertain and amuse people with his stories, taking them out of their normal surroundings for just a brief time while they absorb his imagination through his writing. Happy reading!

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