They bark, they purr, they run around,
they growl, meow and talk their sound.
You take them for a walk, they run around,
chase a mouse,
then make a mess around the house.
Their claws are sharp,
their teeth do bite,
balls of fur oh what a delight!
Your curtains get pulled,
your slippers get chewed,
oh my dear, they’ve gone and pooed!
You feed them wet,
you feed them dry,
they pull your trousers,
they claw your thigh.
You watch TV,
they sit on your knee,
you cannot move,
you cannot see,
then oh my dear, they have a pee!
What would you do without your friend?
You will walk and feed them till the end,
and all because,
they’re your furry friend.